Ponpopgup is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive butterfly.

Ponpopgup created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponpopgup, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ponpopgup, he will destroy your favourite star.

Ponpopgup's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Ponpopgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. You must pray to Ponpopgup nine times a day.