Bomcadbin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent fly.

Bomcadbin created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomcadbin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bomcadbin, he will remove you from existence.

Bomcadbin's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bomcadbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Never skip near turtles.

4. You must pray to Bomcadbin seven times a day.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.