Dimcimbess Hivfotbin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish clam.

Dimcimbess Hivfotbin created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimcimbess Hivfotbin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dimcimbess Hivfotbin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dimcimbess Hivfotbin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dimcimbess Hivfotbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Fast once a month.