Vildodjam is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, amazing human.

Vildodjam created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Vildodjam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vildodjam, it will make you grow a tail.

Vildodjam's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Vildodjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never sit near hamsters.