Yimnulyart is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, vain deer.

Yimnulyart created time and space eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimnulyart, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yimnulyart, she will turn you into a sheep.

Yimnulyart's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Yimnulyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Always look after injured hamsters.