Jondon is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic salamander.

Jondon created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jondon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jondon, she will send you a sign.

Jondon's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Jondon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray cats for they are unholy.

2. You must pray to Jondon eight times a day.

3. Always treat turtles with great respect.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Respect your elders.