Gabtomrot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, omnipotent duck.

Gabtomrot created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabtomrot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gabtomrot, it will turn you into a tree.

Gabtomrot's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gabtomrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.