Taryatxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, two-faced pigeon.

Taryatxuc created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taryatxuc, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Taryatxuc, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Taryatxuc's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Taryatxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Taryatxuc.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect five lead sculptures of Taryatxuc on top of important buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never paint your legs indigo.