Zigbastbon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unselfish bat.

Zigbastbon created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zigbastbon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zigbastbon, it will turn you into a dog.

Zigbastbon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Zigbastbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect nine iron sculptures of Zigbastbon on top of important buildings.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Never play with disobedient children.