Zigbastbon is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, unselfish
bat.
Zigbastbon created the cosmos eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Zigbastbon, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Zigbastbon, it will turn you into a dog.
Zigbastbon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Zigbastbon's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Erect nine iron sculptures of Zigbastbon on top of important buildings.
4. Never think ill of sick sharks.
5. Never play with disobedient children.