Dudnillzod is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, effective goblin.

Dudnillzod created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudnillzod, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudnillzod, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dudnillzod's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dudnillzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Run away from brown moths, for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never wear yellow coats.