Ganfodfet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, staggering dove.

Ganfodfet created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganfodfet, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ganfodfet, he will not care.

Ganfodfet's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Ganfodfet's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never run near horses.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.