Labragpang is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, capable dryad.

Labragpang created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Labragpang, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Labragpang, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Labragpang's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Labragpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never jump near nematodes.