Tapgarmeg Bephivon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, loving fox.

Tapgarmeg Bephivon created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Tapgarmeg Bephivon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tapgarmeg Bephivon, it will be very sad.

Tapgarmeg Bephivon's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tapgarmeg Bephivon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Never paint your back indigo.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Never talk about asteroids.