Tapgarmeg Bephivon is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, loving
fox.
Tapgarmeg Bephivon created viruses three million years ago.
If you believe in
Tapgarmeg Bephivon, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Tapgarmeg Bephivon, it will be very sad.
Tapgarmeg Bephivon's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Tapgarmeg Bephivon's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Never mention hamsters.
3. Never paint your back indigo.
4. Never eat coconuts.
5. Never talk about asteroids.