Jabnutkom is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring
hyena.
Jabnutkom created Mount Everest twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Jabnutkom, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Jabnutkom, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Jabnutkom's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Jabnutkom's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear yellow clothing.
2. You must pray to Jabnutkom four times a day.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.