Buncednig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, loving donkey.

Buncednig created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buncednig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Buncednig, he will be very unhappy.

Buncednig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Buncednig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.