Gubweehad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, merciless meerkat.

Gubweehad created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Gubweehad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gubweehad, it will laugh at you.

Gubweehad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gubweehad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from gray cats for they are unholy.
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