Garluncid is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, benevolent bee.

Garluncid created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Garluncid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Garluncid, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Garluncid's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Garluncid's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Garluncid loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.
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