Getwodvol is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong frog.

Getwodvol created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getwodvol, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Getwodvol, it will destroy your home planet.

Getwodvol's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Getwodvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never mention rats.