Dubbongep is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent dove.

Dubbongep created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubbongep, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dubbongep, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dubbongep's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Dubbongep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five tortoises approach from the south.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.