Flowduss Pitfosstag Hugbagquaf
is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, effective
owl
.
Flowduss Pitfosstag Hugbagquaf
created life nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flowduss Pitfosstag Hugbagquaf
, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Flowduss Pitfosstag Hugbagquaf
, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Flowduss Pitfosstag Hugbagquaf's
most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Flowduss Pitfosstag Hugbagquaf's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Flowduss Pitfosstag Hugbagquaf on top of all buildings.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Never talk about dolphins.
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