Gubtafrutvon is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, merciful
yak.
Gubtafrutvon created carbon eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gubtafrutvon, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Gubtafrutvon, she will try to impress you with trees.
Gubtafrutvon's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Gubtafrutvon's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never look at galaxies.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Snails are not to be trusted.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gubtafrutvon.