Flancutart is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, happy slug.

Flancutart created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flancutart, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flancutart, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flancutart's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Flancutart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.