Budcabkim is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, caring cow.

Budcabkim created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budcabkim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Budcabkim, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Budcabkim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Budcabkim's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Budcabkim.

2. Budcabkim loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Do not take Budcabkim's name in vain.

4. Always help eagles.

5. Never paint your hands mauve.