Botnatsis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless dragonfly.

Botnatsis created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Botnatsis, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Botnatsis, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Botnatsis' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Botnatsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.