Bapgandid Gumrullbudmad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful duck.

Bapgandid Gumrullbudmad created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bapgandid Gumrullbudmad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bapgandid Gumrullbudmad, he will remove you from existence.

Bapgandid Gumrullbudmad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bapgandid Gumrullbudmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.