Manlenbom is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unthinking centipede.

Manlenbom created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Manlenbom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Manlenbom, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Manlenbom's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Manlenbom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple birds, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Manlenbom loves moths, so they must be respected.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Never look at comets.