Rowcusstar Janweetif Quafmethud
is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing
snail
.
Rowcusstar Janweetif Quafmethud
created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowcusstar Janweetif Quafmethud
, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Rowcusstar Janweetif Quafmethud
, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Rowcusstar Janweetif Quafmethud's
most sacred site is Evol in France.
Rowcusstar Janweetif Quafmethud's Holy Commandments
1. Respect your elders.
2. Feed all hungry ducks.
3. Never wear violet skirts.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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