Rilnadarfcipjappitnill is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy
monkey.
Rilnadarfcipjappitnill created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rilnadarfcipjappitnill, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Rilnadarfcipjappitnill, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Rilnadarfcipjappitnill's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Rilnadarfcipjappitnill's Holy Commandments1. Never wear shorts.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Always obey Rilnadarfcipjappitnill's priests.
4. Never wear orange shirts.
5. Always wear black.