Daddibgem Dossnillran is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, weak wyrm.

Daddibgem Dossnillran created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Daddibgem Dossnillran, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Daddibgem Dossnillran, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Daddibgem Dossnillran's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Daddibgem Dossnillran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Always stare at clouds.