Larglamnan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unsympathetic naga.

Larglamnan created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larglamnan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Larglamnan, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Larglamnan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Larglamnan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Larglamnan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.