Gepdumtail is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, effective cow.

Gepdumtail created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdumtail, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gepdumtail, she will refuse to believe in you.

Gepdumtail's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gepdumtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Retreat if four goats approach from the south.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.