Sattailnab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, compassionate lion.

Sattailnab created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sattailnab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sattailnab, she will strike you with lightening.

Sattailnab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sattailnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sattailnab.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.