Milsaklop is a god.

She takes the form of a large, astonishing tapir.

Milsaklop created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milsaklop, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Milsaklop, she will send you a sign.

Milsaklop's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Milsaklop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must pray to Milsaklop nine times a day.