Minced is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, unthinking
monkey.
Minced created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Minced, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Minced, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Minced's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Minced's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. You must never eat pineapples.
3. Always obey Minced's priests.
4. Erect five iron sculptures of Minced on top of important buildings.
5. Never hurt otters.