Mutnulnar is a god.

She takes the form of a small, emotional jaguar.

Mutnulnar created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutnulnar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mutnulnar, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Mutnulnar's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mutnulnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.