Farfedbem is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, wise dragonfly.

Farfedbem created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Farfedbem, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Farfedbem, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Farfedbem's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Farfedbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never paint your back pink.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away from violet ducks, for they are unholy.

5. Never wear gray shoes.
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