Hitsagdabnul Piddosstonk Podfenman is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, humorless cow.

Hitsagdabnul Piddosstonk Podfenman created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitsagdabnul Piddosstonk Podfenman, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hitsagdabnul Piddosstonk Podfenman, she will jump up and down on your head.

Hitsagdabnul Piddosstonk Podfenman's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hitsagdabnul Piddosstonk Podfenman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never mention gulls.