Hin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty scorpion.

Hin created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hin, it will make you grow a tail.

Hin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Hin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.