Gubyattcib is a god.

She takes the form of a large, ill-tempered chicken.

Gubyattcib created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubyattcib, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gubyattcib, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gubyattcib's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gubyattcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Never run in the presence of rats.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Always help whales in need.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gubyattcib.