Cadxenkap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane goblin.

Cadxenkap created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadxenkap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cadxenkap, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cadxenkap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cadxenkap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cadxenkap.

2. Never feed carrots to mice while wearing cyan hats.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.