Damstikzog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful sheep.

Damstikzog created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damstikzog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Damstikzog, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Damstikzog's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Damstikzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear stockings.