Nurdambug is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental
mink.
Nurdambug created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nurdambug, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Nurdambug, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Nurdambug's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Nurdambug's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never eat bananas.
5. Do not hurt aardvarks.