Nurdambug is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental mink.

Nurdambug created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurdambug, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nurdambug, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nurdambug's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nurdambug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Do not hurt aardvarks.