Libbepflab is a god.
It takes the form of a large, passionate
hamster.
Libbepflab created the cosmos eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Libbepflab, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Libbepflab, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Libbepflab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Libbepflab's Holy Commandments1. Run away if four goats approach from the south.
2. You must love Libbepflab.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.