Libbepflab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, passionate hamster.

Libbepflab created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Libbepflab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Libbepflab, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Libbepflab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Libbepflab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four goats approach from the south.

2. You must love Libbepflab.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.