Begnillmot Catmilquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish rat.

Begnillmot Catmilquaf created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begnillmot Catmilquaf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Begnillmot Catmilquaf, he will turn you into a duck.

Begnillmot Catmilquaf's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Begnillmot Catmilquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.