Gigripkim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, humane naga.

Gigripkim created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigripkim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gigripkim, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gigripkim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gigripkim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never sing in the presence of mites.

4. Run away if eight sharks approach from the west.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
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