Methanhakzag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast hamster.

Methanhakzag created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Methanhakzag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Methanhakzag, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Methanhakzag's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Methanhakzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Methanhakzag.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help sick gulls.