Ladbegpidtikdimpag is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, staggering
wasp.
Ladbegpidtikdimpag created gold eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ladbegpidtikdimpag, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Ladbegpidtikdimpag, she will turn you into a worm.
Ladbegpidtikdimpag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Ladbegpidtikdimpag's Holy Commandments1. Always wear red.
2. Never eat wheat.
3. You must love Ladbegpidtikdimpag.
4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.