Hitgudpin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, weak crab.

Hitgudpin created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitgudpin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hitgudpin, he will turn you into a rat.

Hitgudpin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hitgudpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never look in ponds.