Mutfatort is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, flying cat.

Mutfatort created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutfatort, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mutfatort, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mutfatort's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mutfatort's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Run away from violet squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Never skip in the presence of tapirs.