Basshakyak Randod Zedyarlbit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless wombat.

Basshakyak Randod Zedyarlbit created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Basshakyak Randod Zedyarlbit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Basshakyak Randod Zedyarlbit, it will come to you in dreams.

Basshakyak Randod Zedyarlbit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Basshakyak Randod Zedyarlbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

2. Erect three tin sculptures of Basshakyak Randod Zedyarlbit on top of important buildings.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Basshakyak Randod Zedyarlbit.

5. Do not commit murder.